Before people start thinking I have lost my humor – nopes, I am not all serious o. I enjoy a good joke and know how to laugh very well ha ha ha ha ha …. In the spirit of this – I will share some jokes for the day. Enjoy!

High Tech Vehicle Security System

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”….
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER” ;….

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means ‘Without Information Fighting Everytime’!”
Wife replies, “No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!”

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: “Do you know the importance of a period?”
Kid: “Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.”

5. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”
Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!”

6. Anger management?

Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?”
Wife: “I clean the toilet.”
Husband: “How does that help?”
Wife: “I use your toothbrush.”

And for the Gbosa part!

The only cow in a small town stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow in Bloemfontein for R200.
They brought the cow from Bloemfontein and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening. “Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side.”

The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, “Did you by chance, buy this cow in Bloemfontein?”
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. “You are truly a wise Vet,” they said.

“How did you know we got the cow in Bloemfontein?”
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, “My wife is from Bloemfontein.”